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This night I shall dream of your bedazzling blue hair and monkey-eyes.
Wrapped in echoes of your mellifluous hand-music,
I long to sip from your appleful lips.
In my dreams, we fly on the exquisite winged carrot of purpleness -- skimming vast continents of fingers and cows.
The depths of all the oceans of the universe shall never separate our grapes.
Brilliant as runing tos, the seas greet us from afar.
In the twilight we feast on chocolate-coated she
~Sharifa~

LOVE-is what WE want,
HATE-is what WE feel,
TRUST-is what WE need,
HONESTY-is what WE get,
TRUTH-is that we're not in love yet <<3
raven lipford

Don't waste your time on me,
You are already the voice of my heart
Maanas

I kind of sort of think that there's a good possibility that i might kind of, sort of like you...
Anonymous

Don't say we can live on love.
That's how I missed breakfast.
Some movie dialogue

Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.
Anonymous

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird , and when we find someone whose weirdness is comapatible with ours , we join up with them and fall in a mutual weirdness and call it love
someone

There's a funny thing about love, and it's called everything. Thankfully, some of our favorite comedians can relate, and we found the love quotes to prove it.

1. "You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale." — Hussein Nishah

2. "I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough." — Russell Brand

3. "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

4. "I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?" — Jean Illsley Clarke

5. "Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing." — Natasha Leggero

6. "I'm now making a Jewish porno film. 10% sex, 90% guilt." — Henny Youngman

7. "My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me." — Garry Shandling

8. "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in." — Richard Jeni

9. "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" — Lily Tomlin

10. "Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner." — Jerry Seinfeld

11. "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." — Joan Rivers

12. "Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family." — Chelsea Handler

13. "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." — George Burns

14. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." — Groucho Marx

15. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." — Woody Allen

16. "If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something." — Fran Lebowitz

17. "Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers." — Richard Pryor

18. "There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments." — Chris Rock

19. "My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light." — Rodney Dangerfield

20. "I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." — Johnny Carson

21. "My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor." — Elayne Boosler

22. "My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning." — Ray Romano

23. "I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early." — Jack Benny

24. "Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand." — Unknown

25. "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." — Billy Crystal

26. "Women love a self-confident bald man." — Larry David

27. "Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them." — Bill Maher

28. "Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." — Jackie Mason

29. "Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." — David Sedaris

30. "Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight." — Phyllis Diller

31. "Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." — Erma Bombeck

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